I’m just going to put this right here.
Minnesota Twins pitcher Kevin Slowey throws against the Oakland Athletics in the seventh inning of a major league baseball game Sunday, Aug. 15, 2010 in Minneapolis. Slowey pitched seven hitless innings in the Twins 4-2 win. (AP Photo/Jim Mone)
Reason #6,490,896 the Minnesota Twins are awesome: this video. Click to see.
Justin Morneau is pretty good with markers, and Kevin Slowey plays a mean game of Candy Land.